My Addiction.

Before you read this Keep in mind a few things:
1. I am not obsessed w/ sexy super silky smooth and soft hair.
2. I did not kill anyone, it's a joke.
3. I am not making fun of people that go to AA meetings or anything.
4. Remember, laughing isnt a bad thing.

The Addiction

So Hello, I am Ryan Joseph Henry Monisha Flantena Padrina Music the 3rd. And I would like to talk about my addiction. Ever since the first of my days, it has clung to me like a fish in water. No one dare tell me to stop, because I have extreem fits. The last person that told me to stop.. They just had their funeral last weekend. R.I.P. Blind Man with a fetish for womens undergamets, you'll be missed. This outgoing ADDICTION has controlled my life for many years. And now i'm going to get some help. I know all of you are wondering exactly what i'm addicted to and I will tell all in good time.

Ever since the time of the dinosaur man has had hair. All throughout the human evolution, Man has had hair, not only man but Ryan Music. The manliest man of the men. That'd be me, the man u kno and stuff. But what i'm tryin to say is that I have hair. Anyways I have always taken pride in my hair, it is beautiful, it is man, IT WILL PWN Y OUR MOTHER. I love my hair so much that I have decided to let it grow freely and wild all over the place covering my body. My idea is ultimately to become a walking body of sexy hair that will be super silky smooth and soft.

To me having super sexy hair that will cover my body and be super silky smooth and soft is everything. But some people dont see it the same way I do. That's what led me to kill. So by now you should know what my addiction is, if you havent figured it out.

I am Ryan Music and I am addicted to Having super sexy silky smooth and soft hair and anyone that gets in the way of my dream will pay. DEARLY.