My Addiction.

Before you read this Keep in mind a few things:
1. I am not obsessed w/ sexy super silky smooth and soft hair.
2. I did not kill anyone, it's a joke.
3. I am not making fun of people that go to AA meetings or anything.
4. Remember, laughing isnt a bad thing.

The Addiction

So Hello, I am Ryan Joseph Henry Monisha Flantena Padrina Music the 3rd. And I would like to talk about my addiction. Ever since the first of my days, it has clung to me like a fish in water. No one dare tell me to stop, because I have extreem fits. The last person that told me to stop.. They just had their funeral last weekend. R.I.P. Blind Man with a fetish for womens undergamets, you'll be missed. This outgoing ADDICTION has controlled my life for many years. And now i'm going to get some help. I know all of you are wondering exactly what i'm addicted to and I will tell all in good time.

Ever since the time of the dinosaur man has had hair. All throughout the human evolution, Man has had hair, not only man but Ryan Music. The manliest man of the men. That'd be me, the man u kno and stuff. But what i'm tryin to say is that I have hair. Anyways I have always taken pride in my hair, it is beautiful, it is man, IT WILL PWN Y OUR MOTHER. I love my hair so much that I have decided to let it grow freely and wild all over the place covering my body. My idea is ultimately to become a walking body of sexy hair that will be super silky smooth and soft.

To me having super sexy hair that will cover my body and be super silky smooth and soft is everything. But some people dont see it the same way I do. That's what led me to kill. So by now you should know what my addiction is, if you havent figured it out.

I am Ryan Music and I am addicted to Having super sexy silky smooth and soft hair and anyone that gets in the way of my dream will pay. DEARLY.

DUMB GRADES AND DEER

yea so I just checked my grades.. and i'm failing like every class.. because I wasnt here for the past 3 days of school. That's all good cuz i can make up the work and stuff.. But one thing that is straight up Bull shizzle is how I got 0's on daiily work for days I wasnt here in Web class. That's bs I shouldnt be graded for them days. HOW UNFAIR.

Anyways I was hunting from Wednseday till Sunday. I didnt get a deer.. it doesent matter tho.. because I'll get one or two before the end of the season. Anyways My trip was fun.. I got to hangout w/ some family and friends. And I busted my head open... that part sucked a little. It wasnt too bad, but it bled for awhile. And the next few days I had a constant headache.

But my dad did get a deer. A doe, it wasnt that big. But it a deer. But.. unluckily for us it got stolen. So now we have no deer.. but it doesent matter because my dad hunts almost EVERY FREAKIN DAY...

Anyways I had fun and stuff on my hunting trip. except for the part where our deer was stolen.
And as far as the grades.. that's dumb

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Are games the reason I got a D+ on my report card for business tech 3??? I THINK NOT.. the real reason is none other than Mrs. Chambers. "DO DO DO" I have done all my work in this classroom and I still get a D+ that should atleast be c+ or better material. BUT NOOO I turn in an assignment and I get 9/20!!! BECAUSE WHY??? Because I dont undestand and I get put down from the man, or in this case the WOMAN "DO DO DO".

So anyways I also got some good grades.. like a B in web woot.. and an A in Algebra the rest are C- WH and C+ in vo-tech.

Anyways ITS THE MANS FAULT I GOT A D+ NOT MINE.

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Hippos and Mrs. Chambers.

Mrs. Chambers went to the zoo one day. She saw a hippo. The hippo started to poop. While it pooped it flung its dung all around with its tail. The dung landed right on Mrs. Chambers head. She didnt like it that much. But everyone laughed. Mrs. Chambers was soo embarassed that she ran away crying. Like a little girl. The zoo keeper people looked all over for Mrs. Chambers to laugh in her face. But she was no where to be found.
I would go on to say a bunch more stuff but Mrs. Chambers said I need to mature.

So i'll completely turn this around and talk about.... Big People Stuff... Like tea and crumpets.
Yes.. well i'm not all that sure exactly waht a "Crumpet" is but i imagine it has to do with mature adult like things. It's probably the most mature adult like "crumpet" ever. One day I may just eat one. But im not sure about that. And I dont like tea.

Now Good Bye My Fair Fellows
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